My girlfriend attempted to hold both of her cats at once, it deteriorated quickly.
I like those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all
Imagine being a kid in school. Your teacher comes up with an idea for class picture. Every student will draw pictures of their friends.
Everyone starts drawing enthusiasticly, and can’t wait to see what they look like in the…
A bathtub shaped like a teacup.
A. Bathtub. Shaped. Like. A. Teacup.
I NEED THIS. FOR MOTHAFUCKIN’ REASONS!!!!
I can hear the Brits fainting.
Sorry not sorry.